During the following exchange I was either nervous laughing, or just flat out laughing hystarically
Granny (at least 80): Don't get married it's a b****
Me: Haha too late...
Ganny: Is it a b****?
Me: Not yet
Granny: Well it will be, trust me. Every time he pisses me off I go to the bank and get some f****in' spending cash out of his savings account
Me (in my head): I can not believe this ganny just said the F word!
Granny: You don't think I'm serious, but i am. Every month when his insurance money comes, I cash it. He is probably sitting at home thinking "where is that b****? Probably spending my F***ing money." he's an a**.
Me(smiling nervously): Here's your receipt, have a nice day!
Oh my gosh! Too funny! I can just picture what she looked like.
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