#14

Dear Target Guest

This is not goodwill.  Nothing on our shelves is used.  The bike you are buying has never been ridden outside.  So please do not get upset when I refuse your request for 50% off because the tires looked dirty.

#13

Dear Target Guest

Although everything you see is red, Target is not a communist plot to get your money. If we were communist, everything would be free, and there would be longer lines. So please do not take your political frustrations out on the cashier

#12

Dear Target Guest
Free advice: Naming your daughter Universe pretty much guarantees that she will be that girl in the sixties skirt and tank top with no bra, eating tofu outside of the rainbow unicorn book store.

#11

Dear Target Guest
It is not helpful to bury your reusable bags at the end of the conveyor belt, underneath all your groceries, and then force me to re bag everything at the end because "I forgot" to save the planet one canvas bag at a time. In the future give them to me before I finish your transaction.

#10 (another old one)

Dear Target Customer:
If the card reader is not working when you press the screen, pounding on it even harder with the pen while getting frustrated is not helping anyone. Just use your finger
Love,
Angie

Old one...

Guy enters target and loiters around the entrance not really doing anything.
Me:Can I help you find something today?
Man:No that's ok. I always enter a store, wait 2 min, then go back out and check on my car, because if someone is going to steal your car they are going to do it within the first few min you enter because they know you are going to be awhile. I used to be a cop.
Me: Good to know...

#9

Dear Target Guest

You appear to be having a very serious conversation on your cell phone.  I can tell because you are talking quietly and ignoring me as I ring up your stuff.  O yeah I can also tell because your phone is on speaker and I can hear your husband talking about his most recent dr. appointment.