#7

Dear Target Thief

As a cashier the detectors at the exit beep so often, we hardly ever look up. However, when you break into a full sprint and leap into a waiting car and speed away before the door is even closed, you can bet we will notice that. You have just brought the full weight of Target's asset protection team down upon you. We will find you.

#6

Dear Target Guest,

Clearly you are unfamiliar with the concept of a retail store. All the stuff you see around you? It's for sale, meaning you must purchase something before you use it. It is not OK to open a package of wet wipes, use one, and then declare you are not going to buy them. That is called stealing.

#5

Dear Target Guest
When you ask where the sporting goods department is and then walk away before i am finished, please do not get upset with me later that you spent 15 min wandering around in the wrong part of the store.

#4

Dear target guest
You don't seem to recognize me, but I know who you are and I am fairly certain that your mom does not know you are here buying condoms.

#3

Dear Target Guest-
I was informed that calling you customer makes you feel like all we care about is your money. That is completely false. We also care about you signing up for our credit card. Would you like to save 5% today and everyday by signing up for our target redcard?

#2

Dear target customer,

Don't think I didn't notice that you returned all your son's birthday presents, then used the store credit for a leather ottoman.

#1

Dear Target Customer:

Just because we have a conveyor belt does not mean you need to put your stuff at the beginning and walk to rest of the way while your merchandise slowly makes it's way toward me. It is OK to bring it all the way up and hand it to me if you are the only one in line.

Thank you